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CAPTION the above image of a police cat, and the funniest wins a Daily Mash mug.

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Masterchef viewers divided over Greg Wallace copulating with food

VIEWERS are divided over the latest series of Masterchef, in which judge Greg Wallace assesses dishes after having sexual intercourse with them.

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