Yoga newcomers discover it is possible to be simultaneously bored and in pain

PEOPLE trying yoga for the first time have discovered its unique combination of tedium and extreme physical discomfort.

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March all you f**king like, says Osborne

GEORGE Osborne has told anti-austerity protestors to knock themselves out when it comes to marching.

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