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York does not belong in Yorkshire, Northerners confirm

THE city of York is poncey, up its own arse, and makes the rest of Yorkshire look silly, real Northerners have confirmed.

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One last miners' strike, nostalgic Tories decide

A WISTFUL Conservative party has decided to indulge in one last miners’ strike for old times’ sake.

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