You are never more than six feet away from a Dave

YOU are never more than six feet away from a bloke called Dave, researchers have discovered.

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Woman condemned for failing to breastfeed despite not having children

A WOMAN had been publicly shamed for her choice not to breastfeed despite not actually being a mother. 

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