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You Shouldn't Be Forced To Buy A Second-Hand Rover 200, Claims Crazy Think Tank

CONSUMERS should be able to choose whether or not they want to buy a useless, second-hand car and leave it rusting in their driveway, a crazy right-wing think tank has claimed.

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Mcelderry Releases Debut Admission Of Homosexuality

X FACTOR winner Joe McElderry’s eagerly-anticipated first admission of gayness is to be released this week.

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