'You think you're f**king hard, do you?' and five other things not to say to bouncers

BRITAIN’S door staff have heard every wisecrack slurred by pissed punters. These six comments will fail to persuade them to let you enter:

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Hot MILFS in your area want you to babysit

NEARBY MILFs are gagging for you to look after their kids for a few hours so they can go out for a drink with their mates.

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