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You will be judged on approach to M25 from M4, warns God

MORTALS will be judged on whether they choose to jump the queue for the M25, God has confirmed.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL) Still no word from the BBC regarding your new version of Fake Or Fortune about breasts.

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