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Young people need to get their act together, says middle-aged pisshead

A MIDDLE-AGED man who has a bottle of wine and a pudding with every meal feels he can criticise the younger generation because he owns a house and a BMW.

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Woman doesn't need to be drunk to send text messages she regrets

A WOMAN who is always impulsively sending embarrassing text messages lacks the excuse of being pissed, it has emerged.

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