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Your dad could still have you in a fight

MODERN men have been warned that their fathers could easily kick the shit out of them.

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Spurs seeking players whose names slot into Bob Dylan songs

TOTTENHAM chairman Daniel Levy has launched a worldwide search for any player named Roland Stone, Tom Bourineman or Des O’Lation-Rowe.

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