Subscribe

Your guide to woke Cockney rhyming slang

NOW London is a hotbed of Labour voters, Cockney rhyming slang’s gone all dagger and cloak. These are the new phrases down the hipster eel shop: 

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Women wear heels to sound like a little trotting horse, study reveals

WOMEN have confirmed they only cram their feet into tall pointy shoes is so they can make a delightful clip-clop sound as they walk.

Checking article access…

Next story ›