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You've not seen your neighbour's dog today: Proof that immigrants are eating pets where you live

By ‘gammon’ Roy Hobbs

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Family hold opening ceremony to commence annual 'Can we turn the heating on?' battle

A HOUSEHOLD is holding a ceremony to officially mark the start of months of competitive heating-related feuding.

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