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Army Can't Fight 14 Wars At Once, Says Duke Of Wellington

London, 26th of June, 1814

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Switzerland To Be Devoured By Black Hole

PEOPLE worried that the world’s biggest physics experiment could destroy the earth were last night reassured that only Switzerland will be obliterated. 

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