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Army in house to house search for dangerous Hoovers

THE Army is kicking in doors across Britain today in the search for extreme vacuum cleaners.

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UKIP manifesto to be Magic Eye poster

NIGEL Farage has confirmed UKIP’s general election manifesto will be printed as an optical illusion. 

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