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Right-winger claims to remember fighting World War Two inside grandfather's left testicle

A 49-YEAR-OLD Reform UK voter has justified saying ‘we’ won World War Two by claiming he remembers the fighting from inside his grandfather’s left bollock. 

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Five mysteries Coleen Rooney could solve the f**k out of

LEADING WAG detective Coleen Rooney has already unmasked Rebekah Vardy as pure evil, but what other historical mysteries could she solve? 

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