Britain backs anything to do with stealth bombers

BRITONS have given their full support to any activity that involves stealth bombers.

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Shopping stampede expected for Unfunny Toilet Humour Joke Gift Monday

SALES of tiresome penis and fart-related joke products are expected to hit £569bn today.

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