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British submarines 'can't go underwater'

BRITAIN’s multi-billion pound Trident submarines do not work underwater, secret files have revealed.

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Days before M1 returns to suicide-inducing normality

IT could be at least three days before motorists can return to pondering suicide on the M1, officials have warned.

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