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Cabinet Minutes To Reveal Pre-War Blood Sacrifice

MINUTES from Cabinet meetings in the run up to the Iraq war are expected to reveal how key decisions were made during a blood soaked voodoo ritual.

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Firm offers 'twats-only' activity holidays

A BRITISH travel firm is the first in the world to offer activity holidays guaranteed to be filled with twats.

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