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Cameron to invade Isle of Wight

David Cameron has drawn up secret plans to boost his popularity with an island-based war.

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April Fool's Day used as cover for cull of stocky men

THE government has executed thousands of thickset men following an announcement that was construed as an April Fool’s Day stunt.

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