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Commonwealth Games uniform designed to trigger war

SCOTLAND’S official uniform for the Commonwealth Games is intended to start a war with England.

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Rebooted Bond to be a shambling drunk

PRODUCERS have confirmed that the next Bond movie will feature him getting kicked out of Wetherspoons.

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