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Do '45 Minutes', Fans Tell Blair

FANS of Tony Blair are today looking forward to a selection of his greatest hits, including Saddam Hussein Was a Horrible Man and the classic show-stopper 45 Minutes.

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Gerrard Hails Progress As House Burns To Ground

STEVEN Gerrard feels his living situation is heading in the right direction after his house finally stopped burning to the ground.

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