Eggs regain terror status

EGGS are terrifying for the first time in more than 20 years, it has been confirmed.

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Cheryl enjoys steamy holiday with Gerry Anderson puppet

CHERYL Cole and Captain Steve Zodiac of Fireball XL-5 have been all over each in South Africa.

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