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Fat, balding office manager believes we need a good war

A GOOD solid war would do away with many of the ills of modern society, according to an 55-year-old office manager who weighs 18 stone. 

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Old fiver is ticking time bomb

BRITONS face a race against time to spend their old £5 notes while they are still legal tender. 

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