'GB News platoon reporting for duty, sah'

26th January 2024

THE bravest and doughtiest fighters of Britain are here to fight, sah! And with platoon GB News joining battle the war is as good as won.

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Englishman at Burns Night thought it was about dubious meat boiled in an intestine, not bloody poetry

25th January 2024

AN English newcomer to Burns Night believed it was some sort of eating contest for offal and mushy vegetables, not an annual celebration of a national hero.