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Guardian Readers' Heads Explode In Wootton Bassett Dilemma

A PLAN by radical Islamists to march through Wootton Bassett last night caused a series of Guardian reader head explosions across North London.

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Sky Sports Promises Decade Of Relentlessly Overhyped Bullshit

BROADCASTER Sky TV last night outlined its plans to be the number one provider of inexplicable sporting hyperbole well into the next decade.

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