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I kind of assumed you're trying to kill me, says Gaddafi

COLONEL Gaddafi last night decided to just go ahead and assume that we are actively trying to kill him.

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Torres asked if he has any other skills

FERNANDO Torres has been asked how many words per minute he can type.

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