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If you run away from our missiles you’re a terrorist, says US

ANYONE fleeing Syria because of US airstrikes is not a refugee but a terrorist, the US has confirmed. 

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7,000 miles to meet a f**king idiot, thinks Chinese premier

CHINA’S leader has been reflecting on why he must travel so far to meet a moron.

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