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Insane Clerics To Use Conference Calls

FUNDAMENTALIST Muslim clerics last night vowed to preach their message of hate via conference calls.

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BP Has All The Money

THE mystery of where all the money has gone was solved today as BP announced profits of £1200 a second.

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