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Macaskill Brings Mini Poppadoms To 'Cobra' Meeting

MILLIONS of Scots slept easier in their beds last night as justice secretary Kenny MacAskill took full control of the nation's security. 

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Daily Mash Unveils 'Terror-News' Logo

THE Daily Mash today joins the premier league of news organisations with the unveiling of its own 'terror-news' logo.

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