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My heart goes out to these poor Afghans who I don't want living next door

By Roy Hobbs

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Running the hoover round before the cleaner arrives, and other pointless female obsessions

WOMEN identify all sorts of essential tasks mere men simply cannot grasp the point of. Here are five prime examples.

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