Protestants parading around like a bunch of dildos again

NORTHERN Ireland’s protestants are yet again commemorating a 17th Century battle by poncing around in their bowler hats. 

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School dinner money to be spent entirely on Space Raiders

GOVERNMENT plans to ban packed lunches will cause a massive boom in sales of Space Raiders, it has been claimed.

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