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Redundancy for soldiers who didn't kill anyone

SOLDIERS who failed to meet Afghan death targets are to be sacked.

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'Because I've got your iPlayer, thanks' is top TV licence excuse

THE most common excuse for not having a BBC TV licence is the existence of the BBC iPlayer, it has emerged.

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