Returning Soldiers To Get A Free Turnip

BRITISH troops returning from combat in Iraq and Afghanistan are to receive a free turnip, the government has announced.

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Kevin Bacon To Teach Britain How To Dance

HOLLYWOOD superstar Kevin Bacon is to lead a dance rebellion against Gordon Brown after the Prime Minister called for a ban on rock'n'roll.

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