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Spectre Of Spandau Ballet Returns To Haunt Britain

HOME secretary Jacqui Smith last night warned that Britain faced a serious and imminent threat from dirty bombs and Spandau Ballet.

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There's No More Money, Says Man Who Prints All The Money

BRITAIN has run out of money, the man who prints it said last night.

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