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Terror Cells Threaten To Launch Christmas

TERRORISTS are plotting to trigger the festive season by releasing baubles and tawdry seasonal crap into big shops, security experts warned last night.  

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Pope In Bold Transfer Swoop For Eight Million Anglicans

THE Pope has made an audacious bid for eight million worshippers in a move that has infuriated Anglican manager Rowan Williams.

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