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Terrorists Can Hold Their Breath For 41 Days, Claims Brown

GORDON Brown has quashed a backbench rebellion over the detention of terror suspects after revealing that terrorists can hold their breath for exactly 41 days.

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Shut up, say experts

PEOPLE who experience traumatic events should just shut up, researchers said last night.

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