We got the idea of a racist biker gang running Gaza aid from Altamont, says Israel

ISRAEL has confirmed it took the idea of hiring Islam-hating biker gang the Infidels to run Gaza food aid from the Rolling Stones gig that ended the 60s. 

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You are f**k all like Taylor Swift, pupils remind English teachers

ENGLISH teachers likening themselves to Taylor Swift after the star referred to herself as ‘your English teacher’ have been sternly informed they can f**k off. 

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