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World War Three can't decide where to start

THE coming global conflict which will devastate the world cannot settle on exactly where to begin, it has admitted. 

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Man never more than eight hours from beer

A MAN is never more than 480 minutes from being able to neck pints of delicious, refreshing beer, it has emerged.

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