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65 per cent of webinar participants emptying dishwasher

ATTENDING an online seminar is a fantastic opportunity to get stuff done while some arsehole is droning on about bullshit, research has found. 

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The gammon's guide to being defended by the bloody French

FRANCE is sending warships to defend the RAF base in Cyprus, an act of humiliation likely to put gammons in cardiac wards. Here’s how to cope with this naval cuckery: 

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