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Are you being allowed to work from home because you're a twat?

STAFF are being encouraged to work from home even though many are still in the office. Have you been sent home for your own safety or do your colleagues hate you?  

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Britain prepares for the return of awkward, forced intimacy

THE government has confirmed that awkward English hugs neither party is comfortable with are permitted from next week. 

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