Are you hungry or just procrastinating?

ARE you so famished that you have no option but to force salt-and-vinegar McCoys down your face, or just avoiding work? Find out: 

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'My sofa's inexplicably caught fire': six ways to get off the phone from your mum

MUM refusing to get off the phone? Cut the call short and save yourself a load of earache with these excuses:

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