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Being a drug mule, and other jobs for truly thick people

EVEN the stupid need jobs, and they’re prepared to overlook the long-term consequences entirely if offered enough. Hence these employment opportunities: 

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Drunken visionary invents cinque formaggi pizza

A PISSED man has blown the culinary world apart by adding a fifth cheese to pizza.

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