Britain gets up, opens curtains to pitch blackness, and knows summer was just a dream

THE UK has awoken, opened the curtains to windows that are nothing but rectangles of darkness, and realised that summer was just a silly dream. 

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Puppy going to f**k you up

A NEW puppy is absolutely not play-fighting, it has been revealed.

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