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Britons would be out enjoying the sun if they weren't basically slaves

BRITONS are thinking about what they would be doing in the sun if they were not basically historical slaves but with computers.

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How little of a shit should you give about Beckxit? A guide

IT’S increasingly difficult to avoid the tiresome tabloid celebrity drama ‘Beckxit’. Find out how little it matters in the scheme of things with this guide.

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