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Builders annoyed it's another bloody homeworker

A TEAM of builders contracted to construct a home extension are disappointed to learn it is yet another bloody homeworker. 

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'Approach, challenger' Starmer roared to Streeting from atop his throne of skulls

KEIR Starmer summoned the latest challenger to enter his hall of combat while drinking blood from a horn while seated on his throne of enemies’ skulls. 

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