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Cool, sexy office of air-conditioned urban professionals watched enviously from sticky pavement

A RELAXED, fashionable office of high-earning professionals kept at a breezy 21 degrees is being watched jealously from the pavement outside. 

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Reeves to axe construction of £20 billion black hole

RACHEL Reeves will today announce she is axing the Conservatives’ vanity project of creating their own singularity for lack of funds. 

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