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Decision of whether you're disabled or not to be outsourced to blokes in a pub

TOUGH decisions about who is deserving of disability benefits and who is not are to be outsourced to solid, dependable daytime drinkers. 

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Woman gets married to prove she's pretty

A WOMAN has announced she is to marry so she will, for the rest of her life, have cast-iron proof of her current hotness. 

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