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Equestrian, philanthropist, socialite and other jobs that don't exist if you're poor

FANCY being able to call yourself something impressive like ‘tycoon’? Sadly these occupations are not open to the likes of you average income peasants:

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How to handle grandad coming back from Thailand with a new special friend

NAN passed away four years ago, but Grandad is coping. He’s been to Bangkok and now he’s introducing people to his ‘special friend’. Here’s how to deal with it.

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