Five weekend plans you shouldn't share with your colleagues

IT’S only a matter of hours until office chat turns to what people are doing at the weekend. But probably keep these plans to yourself:

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Six other US icons Trump could slap his stupid f**king face on

PRESIDENT Trump is putting his ridiculous petulant face on a $250 dollar bill for the exclusive use of his pals in organised crime. But what else could he put it on?

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