Get back in the office so my dick feels big again, says boss

A BOSS has ordered his employees back to the office because exercising power remotely does not give him that big-dick feeling it does in person. 

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Think of back-to-school as a big science experiment, government tells parents

THE government has told worried parents to think of their children returning to a possibly deadly school environment as an exciting science project.

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