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Government stages rehearsal for losing your job after Brexit

THOUSANDS of Britons have pretended to lose their job so they will be prepared for it really happening once we leave the EU.

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Will this be the year you achieve even one of your ultimately pointless goals?

IT’S 2019, and you’ve written all the things you hope to achieve in a pathetic Moleskine notebook you bought yourself. But will you achieve even one of them? Find out: 

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